
One cannot be too careful, When
one gives one's heart away, My heart's been crushed and broken, Many times
in many ways.
First I gave it to a kid at
school, Who made it flutter and beat fast, An athlete ... who was a
cheat, And had a girl in every class.
Next I chose a college man, Same
story ... only worse, He would not go out with me, Unless I brought my
purse.
Then I fell for a nice, young
man, That I soon kicked out the door,
When I found out he lived at
home,
And adored his mother
more.
And then there was an oilman, I
thought, for sure, he was the one. But with all his ex's down in Texas, He
was a real, two-timing bum.
I can't forget a sailor I
met,
Who had a gal in every
port, But he'd not give up a one for me,
So our relationship was
short.
Next I almost wed a
broker, Who was into stocks and bonds, Thank goodness I wised up to
him, Before my capital was gone.
It's not that I am
bitter, Though I've been burned so many times, I feel for everyone
there's someone, But I wonder, "Where is mine?"
I've searched this whole world
over, For my very own true love, I have begged and prayed and
pleaded, With the good Lord up above.
But no matter where I looked, Or
how very hard I tried, The good guys were already wed, Or had already
died,
One night, as I despaired my
plight, A solution came to me, So bright and early the next day, I went
on a shopping spree.
First I bought a bright
red sweater, The warmest I could find, And I bought a little
pillow, A soft and cushy kind.
Then I bought some colored
balls, And a bug-eyed, squeaky frog, Next I went down to the pound, And
found a little dog.
His eyes lit up when he saw
me, He barked a bit and whined, He wagged his tail, and I could
tell, His doggy heart was mine.
Loyal, trustworthy,
faithful, Honest and true to the core, I gave him my heart that
day, And true love was my reward.

Virginia (Ginny)
Ellis Copyright February 2007
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